Just throwing that out there. People agree with his new proposal to give illegal immigrants driver's licenses as much as they want a second season of the television show Cavemen. Having wasted a half hour of my life watching that show, that's pretty bad.
There is only one reasonable explanation for why he would push for this. He is convinced that it would decrease the amount of illegals we have now due to an increase in car accidents. You know many illegal immigrants can't read. They'll never know when to stop or how fast to go.
There are better solutions to the illegal immigrant problem. Try some of these:
- Big wall. Along the whole bottom of the U.S. I'm thinking a healthy 25 feet. One entrance somewhere around Corpus Christy or El Paso, Texas.
- Line the border with those life size celebrity cut outs. Slow them down a little bit. Those things look real. Maybe some Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Eva Mendez and Rosaline Sanchez action for the males and Antonio Banderes, Enrique Inglesias and George Clooney for the females. Why George Clooney? Easy. Who can resist George Clooney?
- Open Taco Bells along the base of Texas, Arizona and California. Another distraction method.
I will be running for President in the year 2040. Keep this in mind.
And if this was offensive to anyone, uh, I got nothing for ya.
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i like the idea of a large wall. you can then put the celeb cutouts on and around the wall so boarder patrol can then catch them.
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