Apparently celebrities don't have enough money for cabs

So apparently the price of taxi cabs has gone up astronomically over the last few years. The fare is so high, that not even some of the top celebrities can afford to get into one after a night out on the town. It also has become apparent that celebrities also have no sober friends, family or acquaintances. Sometimes people forget that these famous people are not real people, so I figured I would remind you.

Seriously though, after a night partying it up in the biggest, best, most exclusive club in downtown L.A. or New York, celebrities continue to get into vehicles without being able to see less that four of whatever they are looking at.

It's okay though, as long as they spend 37 minutes in jail, complete some bogus community service and attend a class about alcohol that they will never step foot in, everything is better.

Not even Jack Bauer is immune to this epidemic spreading from star to star. A second DUI landed Keifer in jail, just in time for his birthday, Christmas and the New Year. Happy holidays.

If I see Hayden Paniettiere land in jail next, I'm quitting watching television forever.

(Well, that might be a harsh reaction. I really won't be happy though)